Dhoom Machale in South Africa

Ah great……. The Indian team has found yet another guy on whom they can spend lakhs to score a couple of runs every match…. I feel bad for this guy actually… in the first place, he was treated like shit…. In spite of wearing the crown of thons quite comfortably for a while….. and now, when the whole team is staring at Pollock and his aides in crime like six year old boys staring at a prostitute….. sorry, I just meant to say clueless…. My emotions got in the way…yeah… so where was i? when the whole team is clueless, this guy is made the scapegoat… he fails in this series like all others, again they throw him out saying the chap has still not found his form…..

I say rather than spending so much on ganguly’s flight ticket and hotel accommodation, just parcel off the latest bollywood rage to south Africa… the D2 bad guy hrithik roshan…. Dint u watch the movie? Especially the part where he hits bullets with his skateboard???? finally, bolloywood has begun to appreciate the talents unearthed in the tamil film industry…. Sehwag could do with that kind of training….. forget a bullet… even if a baby threw a big pink plastic ball at him, sehwag wouldn’t be able to make contact…this is actually the right time to approach mr roshan.... i hear he is actively considering alternative career options after his exceptional performance in dhoom2....

Make batsmen bowl and bowlers bat….. the diversification strategy of chappell seems to be working real well…. now every player is an all rounder… the wicketkeeper doesn’t keep wickets, but is in the team for batting….. the openers don’t score any runs, and are made to bowl 5 over apiece so that they don’t fall asleep while the match is on…. The bowlers are being made to score all the runs….i have a feeling harbhajan singh or pathan might be the top scorer for India this season…..

In the meanwhile, why don’t u visit south Africa and find out how these people reacted to the news of ganguly’s inclusion in the team???

Gibbs: Isnt this the Indian spinner who comes running in from the boundary line to bowl?

Chappell: Hee hee hee… none of the Indians can ever score here… this guy is gonna score another string of zeroes… and then he will just be a photo on the walls of BCCI offices…

Ganguly: Finally….. an excuse to stay away from my wife!!!!!

Harbhajan Singh: Oh no, another guy to ask me batting tips in secret….

Dravid: I should make the bastard keep wickets!!!!

Sehwag: It’s been a long time since I hit a six…. Maybe I’ll beg him to bowl to me during practice….

Tendulkar: Finally, someone who has spent lesser time than me at the crease!!!! Yippee!