chatroom

This is a story about three people…. at an engineering college in a godforsaken place….. hmm… if that’s not enough to satisfy u, just assume it is in trichy…

Meet swetha. She believes in fairy tales and kissing frogs….frogs have feelings too, u know? Her boyfriend Heera can burp for money, among his other less obvious talents…

And finally me….i always wear a hat at a tangent because well, me thinks that is lateral thinking… now u, the reader, might wonder where the hell I come in… but yeah, that’s the deal…my story, so am always in..

1: “hey, yer xams done?”

2: BURP

3. “why do americans think people who wear undies over pants are heroes?”

2: “I dint know Bush wore his undies over his pants. How’d he give his election speech?”

1: “great… why do I even hang out with morons like u 2?”

3: “I mean look… theres superman… phantom… spiderman…”

1: "yeah? never noticed spiderman's undies...."

3: "right... it's pretty webby... ok.. he-man then...."

2: “hey, he-man doesn’t wear his undies over his pants… he jus wears undies…”

1: “funny how the master of the universe couldn’t even find a piece of cloth”

3: “mebbe that’s why hez after the bad guys… for hiding his clothes….”

2: “u r so arbit!!! He jus removes his clothes while goin to battle”

1: “oh yeah…. Fancy riding a tiger…”

3” “not me.. ma bike just asks for petrol… not my right hand!!!”

A coupla toppers pass by… “Bando is god.. the way he teaches probability is awwesome”

1: “americans jus worship ppl who wear undies over pants… indians r much worse!”

3: “yuck! u jus made me think of bando wearing flowery undies over his pink pants!”

2: “fancy bando riding a tiger…it’d chew his frenchie off his face…”

1: “forget a tiger, he couldn’t even ride a pussy-cat if he wanted to”

3: “cant tell u how glad I am that you said CAT”

2: “you r disgusting!!!”

3: “look whoz talking…….burpy!!!”

“the guy called up last night to give feedback on my resume…. Lotsa changes to b made”

2: “these guys love being sad and anxious… why cant they be happy once for a change?”

3: “happiness, like everything else, is relative... we r so happy bcos they r so sad…”

1: “like acads… they are topping bcos u r sucha lazybone!”

3: “well…always glad to b of some service to society..”

2: “that’s right... Someonez gotta take da responsibility of maintaining the normal curve”

1: “wonder where we will end up in…”

3: “I’ve decided my career path… cognizant… they have a very interesting work profile”

2: “BULL! They r da only ones who’ll have u…and half of tamil nadu… BURP ”

1: “well, it’s a symbiotic relationship….aint it?”

3: “k guys…. Cya arnd… I’ll go crash!”

Dunno what happened after that… I wasn’t there….heh heh… oh, btw.. I’m sorry… was that arbit? :-D yea well, i HAD to be realistic ;-) most conversations are pretty arbit....